Épisode Des hommes dans les arbres S01E01 - Men in Trees Saison 1

Voici les sous-titres de l'épisode 1, en Version Française.

En attendant de faire les scripts complets descriptifs.

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Trouver un homme est aussi facile
que de trouver un taxi

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En pleine tempête de neige...

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Le soir du Nouvel An.
    
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C’est ce que ma mère me disait.

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Vous savez ce que je disais?

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Pensée négative!

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Oui!

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Bonjour, je suis Marin Frist.

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Je suis coach en relations amoureuses.

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J‘ai du nouveau pour vous.

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Il y a plein de mecs dehors.

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Ce ne sont pas eux le problème, les filles.

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C’est nous.
C’est nous.
C’est nous.

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Il y a une semaine je pensais tout savoir.

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Combien d’entre vous pensent que trouver le "bon"...

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Le "bon" va vous rendre heureuse?

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Depuis quand l’autre est-il responsable
de notre bonheur?

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Déjà qu'on ne fait confiance à personne pour
commander pour nous un café au lait de soja.

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Dans tout le pays, il y a des femmes qui pensent
que j'ai la recette pour leur trouver un homme.

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Je pense que je suis juste une bonne conférencière.

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Vous ne conduiriez pas avec un bandeau sur les yeux.

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Donc n'en mettez pas un quand vous avez des
rendez-vous amoureux.

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Vous devez faire attention aux signes.

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Est-il marié? Est-ce qu’il est infidèle?

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Regarde-t-il un porno gay simplement pour la diversité?

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Ils ne changent pas, mesdames.

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Détours.

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Le jeune de 24 ans qui vend des sandwiches au bureau?

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Le très bel ex qui ne s’engagera jamais?

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Avancez! Larguez-le!

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Vous ne serez jamais capable de… (fusionner)

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S’il est…(glissant quand mouillé)

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Vous savez quoi?

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J’étais heureuse.

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J’allais me marier.

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Je voudrais que vous preniez ma robe en cadeau.

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On vous l’enverra.

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Grâce à un bouquin et à un patch
j'avais arrêté de fumer.

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J’allais donner des conférences de Boston à Bould.

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Strange City of Love in the Morning

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C’était la semaine dernière.

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Oh, merci.

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Salut!

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Annie!

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Tu dois arrêter de t’inviter à mes soirées.

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--Je voulais être la première à l’avoir en poche...
--Hé, j’adore ton livre!

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Alors pour qui je le signe?

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Moi.

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Tu ne veux pas suivre plutôt quelqu’un d’un peu plus sensass que moi, Springsteen par exemple?

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Tu...

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M’aides à me sentir mieux.

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"Pour Annie, arrête de me suivre, commence à sortir.

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Ne perds pas espoir."

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Ah, enfin.

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Bienvenue.

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Nous sommes ici pour célébrer la sortie en poche
du deuxième livre de notre coach en relations
amoureuses, Marin Frist,

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"Si j'ai des rendez-vous amoureux, vous le pouvez!"

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Et ce soir, moi, son éditrice,

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suis ravie de vous annoncer que le troisième livre de Marin a été retenu.

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Il s’intitule, avec à-propos,

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"Si je me marie, vous aussi vous le pouvez!"

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Profitez de l’alcool gratuit.

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Félicitations.

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Merci. La bonne critique de la journaliste du  "New Yorker" m'a bien aidé.

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Tu peux me remercier en me donnant une cigarette.

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Oh, j’ai arrêté.

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Graham déteste la cigarette.

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Maintenant je canalise ma dépendance
dans des cours de spinning.

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Ce que l’on fait par amour.

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Oh, j’aimerais avoir quelqu’un pour qui
j’abandonnerai mes vices.

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C’est vraiment pénible d’être célibataire.

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La plupart du temps j’arrive à oublier,

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mais ensuite, à la fin de la soirée,
je dois partir et appeler un taxi...

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toute seule.

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Graham, va appeler un taxi pour Kiki.

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--Volontiers.
--Tu me sauves la vie.

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Oh, oui. Merci.

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Ton vol pour l’Alaska est à 7h du matin,
demain, donc va-y doucement sur
le troisième verre.

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Seulement toi, Jane, pouvais me trouver
une conférence en Alaska.

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Ah je n’ai rien à voir avec celle-là.

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Mais la conférence  du lendemain à Seattle…

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C’est de moi.

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A 3h, le journaliste du "Daily News"
est en train de te mater.

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Eh, tu connais les règles,
on ne coache pas son éditrice.

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Les filles "en fermeture permanente" mérite l’amour aussi.

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Je crois que l’on vient de trouver
le titre de ton quatrième livre.

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Stavros Kolidarkos

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Qui?

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--Mon ancien voisin... Pour Kiki.
--Hum.

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Ça pourrait marcher.

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La plupart des gens comptent les moutons pour s’endormir.
Tu comptes... les célibataires.

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Ça me calme.

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Jim Friedman.

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Dors.

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Oh, je suis trop stupide!

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--J’ai pris l’ordinateur de mon fiancé par erreur.
--Oh.

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Je me suis levée en retard.

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C’est pas grave.

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C’est lui - Graham - et moi.

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Moi, encore.

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Kiki Witting?

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Oh!

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Elle prendra un whisky.

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Sec.

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Gardez vos ceintures attachées.

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Il va y avoir quelques turbulences.

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Hey!

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He p...!

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Non, je ne voulais pas dire que vous étiez une pute.

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Je voulais dire, hep.

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Ah.

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Bienvenue.

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Qui êtes-vous?

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Oh, je suis tellement surexcité,
j’ai oublié de me présenter.
Patrick Bachelor (célibataire).

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Ouais, et n’en veuillez pas à mon nom.
J’ai vos deux livres.
Oh.

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Je vais avoir mon permis d’aimer, vous savez?

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Marin Frist! C’est énorme!

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Patrick, vous auriez une cigarette?

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Non, je n’en ai pas.

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Chapitre trois, premier livre--
"Qui aimera votre corps si vous ne l’aimez pas."

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--Ah.
--Ouais.

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Vous pensiez m’avoir, hein?

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Vous avez beaucoup de bagages.

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--C’est un chouette petit sac.
--Merci.

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Ouais, je suis un peu genre Patrick-multi
fonction, animateur radio, gérant de l'auberge,
amoureux des femmes.

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Marin Frist...

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C’est énorme.

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C’est encore plus énorme que lorsque Tom Selleck
est venu faire une pub pour les croisières.

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Et ça c’était plutôt énorme.

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Marin Frist!
Je suis avec Marin Frist!

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Youpi!

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"Mama Told Me" - Three Dog Night.

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"La galanterie n’est pas morte", chapitre 5

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Quelqu’un a oublié ses Mukluks.

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Nous y sommes,

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la suite présidentielle.

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Ouais.

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Regardez, Lincoln.

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Ok.

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Eh, vous accepteriez d’être l’invitée de mon
émission de radio demain matin?

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Il y a une chaîne de radio ici?

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Oui, 10 megahertz.

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Mais quand le ciel est super clair,
on peut nous entendre en Pologne.

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Enfin, c’est pas comme s’ils pouvaient nous comprendre…

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Oui. Okay. Bien sûr.

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Oh, super!

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Si vous avez besoin de quoi que ce soit, je suis en bas.

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Reposez-vous un peu.

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Vous avez une grande conférence dans trois heures.

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Au revoir.

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Est-ce que tu as une aventure avec Kiki Witting?

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Dis-le. J’ai vu les photos.
Joli diaporama.

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Très artistique.

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Oui.

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Oui... Artistique ou oui, l’aventure?

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Tu n’as jamais senti le besoin de respirer?

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Je pensais qu’on ferait ça après le mariage,

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qui--je me risque peut-être--
n’aura pas lieu.

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C’est la "bonne" pour toi?

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Je ne sais pas.

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Je pensais qu’elle était

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un ralentisseur de vitesse.

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Tu utilises mes mots pour rompre avec moi?

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Tu es prêt?

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Elle est là.

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-Dans mon appartement, là.
-Marin.

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Marin.

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Oui, on n’a pas de minibar.   

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Mais on en a un grandeur nature en bas de
Front Street. C’est The Chieftain.

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Ah.

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«Poor Boy» - Steve Earl.

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Hé.

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Une vodka Negroni, s‘il vous plait.

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Rappelez-moi...

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Vous avez de l'amer Picon?

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Non.

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--Du Triple sec.
--Plus.

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Je prendrai la vodka.

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Tout de suite.

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Donnez m’en une double.

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Je vous connais.

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Oui, je suis Marin Frist.

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Oui! oui, oui. Vous vendiez des peaux de bête
sur le bord de la route 11.

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Non.

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Oh, oui. Je- Je ne vous connais pas.

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--Laisse-la tranquille Jerome.
--Quoi?!

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--Il ne me dérange pas.
--Il le fera si vous le laissez.

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J’ai pensé que tu aurais  faim.

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-Oui. Merci.
-Oh, c’est sympa.

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C’est sympa de voir des gens qui s'aiment.

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Désolé.

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Oh, c’est original.

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Quoi?

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Ce que c'est démodé votre drague.

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Elle aurait besoin d'être dépoussiérée,
si vous voyez ce que je veux dire.

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Ouais, je n’essaie pas de vous draguer.

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Oh si vous essayez.

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Faites-moi confiance, je connais les hommes.

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Je suis coach en relations amoureuses.

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Quoi? Coach?
On a une équipe de base-ball?

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Non, je n’ai pas d’équipe de base-ball.

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Et bien vous avez du culot.

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Oh!

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Vous êtes un de ceux-là.
Un quoi?

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Un doux dingue.

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Vous mettez le régulateur de vitesse,
et vous draguez, sans vous arrêter ni
sortir de votre voiture.

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Je m’appelle Jack et je suis...
Je n’essaie pas de vous draguer.
J’essaie simplement de prendre une serviette.

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Il vous en faut une, coach?

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Non, je n’en ai pas besoin, et si j’en avais besoin,
Je pourrais la prendre moi-même.

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Je n’ai pas besoin d’un homme pour me donner
une serviette.

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En fait, je n’ai pas de besoin d’un homme, point.

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Oui. Moi aussi j’étais ravi de vous rencontrer.

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Un de plus pour la route.

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Dépêchez-vous! On est en retard.

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Oui. On a fait le plein ce soir. Allez.

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Où sont les femmes?

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On a besoin de votre aide dans ce domaine.

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Tout le monde!

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Marin Frist!

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Bonne chance.

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Ok.

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Ok. OK.

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Ok.

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Ok!

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Combien d’entre vous pensent que…

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trouver "la bonne"

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vous rendra heureux?

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Depuis quand l’autre est-il responsable
de notre bonheur?

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Déjà qu'on ne fait confiance à personne pour
commander pour nous un café au lait de soja.

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Un quoi?

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Café...

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Au lait de soja.

233
00:13:56,977 --> 00:13:58,720
C’est une sorte de café vous savez.

234
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,711
-Ah!
--Ouais.
--Ouais.

235
00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:02,790
Le plus important est...

236
00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,920
de ne pas être infidèle.

237
00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:11,142
Et vous devez faire attention aux signes, ce
que je n’ai pas fait, alors que c’est mon boulot.

238
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,421
Euh... Oui, vous.

239
00:14:16,358 --> 00:14:17,481
Je n’ai pas de question.

240
00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:19,352
C’est bien parce que j’en ai une.

241
00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:22,050
Imaginons...

242
00:14:22,186 --> 00:14:24,361
Que vous êtes un mec. Ok.

243
00:14:24,836 --> 00:14:28,772
Ok, et vous êtes fiancé à cette fille après
être sorti avec elle pendant un an.

244
00:14:29,947 --> 00:14:33,363
Un an pendant lequel elle a ri à toutes vos blagues
-- qui ne sont pas si drôles.

245
00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:35,070
Elle est allée...

246
00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:39,351
à vos pique niques de boulot, ennuyant,
vos dîners de famille, effrayant.

247
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,793
Elle a plutôt du succès dans sa carrière.

248
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:43,040
Elle est gentille.

249
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:47,051
Elle n’est pas mauvaise au lit.

250
00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:51,181
Alors pourquoi vous ne voulez pas l’épouser?

251
00:14:57,145 --> 00:14:58,540
C’est pas Selleck.

252
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:06,112
«World Spins Madly» - The Weepies.

253
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,361
Viens, Happy!

254
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,510
Viens Happy!

255
00:15:12,837 --> 00:15:14,193
Viens Happy!

256
00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:16,061
Viens ici Happy!

257
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,352
Bon toutou!

258
00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:27,500
Génial.

259
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,800
J’ai raté mon avion.

260
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:34,163
Oh, oui!

261
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:37,532
Oui!

262
00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:39,221
C’est Jane. Laissez un message.

263
00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:42,800
Euh...

264
00:15:43,695 --> 00:15:44,620
Jane...

265
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,602
Appelle- moi. Je...

266
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:51,411
Graham...

267
00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:53,672
Ça ne va vraiment pas.

268
00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:55,553
Appelle...

269
00:15:58,606 --> 00:15:59,732
Aah!

270
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,042
--Salut.
--Salut.

271
00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:05,962
Vous devriez laisser votre côté
de la salle de bain fermé.

272
00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,862
--Mon côté?
--Ouais.

273
00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:08,591
Sara.

274
00:16:08,878 --> 00:16:10,473
Je n’ai qu’une demi-heure avant de reprendre le boulot.

275
00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:18,823
--J’ai besoin d’un cours de spinning.
--Un cours de quoi?

276
00:16:18,918 --> 00:16:21,271
Un cours de spinning.
Avec vélo.

277
00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:23,522
Vous êtes sur un vélo fixé au sol,
et vous pédalez sur de la musique.

278
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,241
--Mais vous n’allez nulle part.
--C’est ça.

279
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,151
Ouais, on n’en n’a pas.

280
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,110
Pourquoi vous voulez faire du vélo
si vous allez nulle part?

281
00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:32,220
Quel est l’intérêt?

282
00:16:32,347 --> 00:16:34,160
Enfin, c’est comme monter sur un cheval sans pattes,

283
00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:37,540
--C’est comme un bâton sauteur sans le bâton, ou...
--Oui, j’ai compris.

284
00:16:38,486 --> 00:16:39,312
Ouaoh.

285
00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:40,842
Je suis désolée, et...

286
00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:44,013
Je suis désolée... pour hier soir.

287
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,003
J’ai raté mon vol.

288
00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:48,841
Et j’ai vraiment besoin de partir.

289
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,193
Oui, et vous avez raté mon émission
de radio ce matin.

290
00:16:51,228 --> 00:16:52,891
Ok.

291
00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:54,732
Je suis désolée pour ça aussi.

292
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,990
J’ai dû interviewer ma mère, encore.

293
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:02,050
Vous ne voulez pas de moi à l’antenne
en ce moment, faîtes-moi confiance.

294
00:17:04,786 --> 00:17:06,421
Je crois que j’ai quelque chose pour vous.

295
00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:08,441
Les freins avant ne fonctionnent pas,

296
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:10,600
et vous devez prendre ça...

297
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:12,141
un vaporisateur à ours.

298
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:18,262
En fait, vous le vaporisez sur les ours,

299
00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:19,930
mais ça devrait marcher.

300
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,200
"Black Horse and the Cherry Tree" - KT Tunstall.

301
00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:27,373
Woo! Whoa! Ah! Désolée!

302
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:14,910
Oh!

303
00:18:18,336 --> 00:18:19,302
Sara!

304
00:18:20,987 --> 00:18:22,231
Maintenant vous êtes sortie.

305
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,312
Patrick!

306
00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:25,672
Hé!

307
00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:28,081
Il y a quelqu’un?
Ouh ouh.

308
00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:40,962
Comment allez-vous, coach?

309
00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:42,933
J’ai entendu dire que vous aviez eu une urgence.

310
00:18:43,446 --> 00:18:45,231
Oh, quoi, vous êtes flic?

311
00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:46,701
Biologiste, du monde aquatique et
de la faune sauvage.

312
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:47,803
Le shérif m’a appelé.

313
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:50,342
C’est la mode à New York en ce moment?

314
00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:55,372
Tous mes vêtements sont là avec le, euh...

315
00:19:06,598 --> 00:19:10,022
C’est plutôt un gros raton laveur, sûrement enragé.

316
00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:11,230
Je pense que vous feriez mieux d’attendre dehors.

317
00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:14,863
Je ne laisse pas cet animal seul avec mes chaussures
violette en faux crocodile préférée.

318
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,312
Bien, ça pourrait être dangereux.

319
00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:18,143
Je n'ai pas peur.    

320
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,770
Ils s’attaquent au cou.

321
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:20,811
Peu importe.

322
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:22,211
Faîtes votre macho.

323
00:19:37,145 --> 00:19:38,512
La décédée.

324
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,092
Ne laisser pas de la nourriture traîner...

325
00:19:40,257 --> 00:19:43,371
ou quelle que soit cette barre de...

326
00:19:45,948 --> 00:19:47,352
C’est très bon.

327
00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:52,592
Je ne fais qu’un aller-retour demain…

328
00:19:52,606 --> 00:19:53,573
Jusqu’à Sitka.

329
00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:55,311
Bien, j’irai à Sitka.

330
00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:58,133
Non, pas Sitka.
C’est la mauvaise direction.

331
00:19:58,336 --> 00:19:59,892
Anchorage vous mènera à Hawaii.

332
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,491
Qu’est.. qu’est-ce qu’il y a à Hawaii?

333
00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:05,441
C’est là qu’elle voulait aller pour leur lune de miel.

334
00:20:05,986 --> 00:20:07,043
Il a choisi la Turquie.

335
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:10,713
Il a pu choisir car elle lui à fait
prendre des cours de danse.

336
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,591
Je vous ai raconté tout ça hier soir?

337
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:16,640
Ouais, entre les verres de vodka
et le schnapps.

338
00:20:17,957 --> 00:20:21,302
Quel espèce de tapette prend des cours de danse?

339
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:24,220
Buzz, je veux juste aller à Hawaii et me reposer,

340
00:20:24,287 --> 00:20:24,990
et je suis désespérée.

341
00:20:25,236 --> 00:20:27,341
Et apparemment vous êtes le seul pilote
qui puisse m’emmener demain.

342
00:20:27,346 --> 00:20:29,341
Donc il vous faut combien?

343
00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:30,482
Combien vous avez?

344
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:31,782
Sur moi?

345
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:34,021
Vous payez l’expertise.

346
00:20:34,257 --> 00:20:39,043
En 1955, un seul pilote noir a été engagé pour
commander un avion de ligne.

347
00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:40,230
C’était vous?

348
00:20:40,358 --> 00:20:41,943
Non, c’était August Martin.

349
00:20:42,685 --> 00:20:44,910
J’ai dû venir ici pour monter ma propre compagnie aérienne.

350
00:20:45,498 --> 00:20:46,202
Buzz Airways.

351
00:20:46,435 --> 00:20:48,301
Et je ne suis pas sûr que Buzz volera demain.

352
00:20:51,507 --> 00:20:52,743
J’ai 200 dollars.

353
00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:54,423
Hum.

354
00:20:54,936 --> 00:20:56,222
Ok, je vous prends.

355
00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:57,322
A midi pile.

356
00:20:58,585 --> 00:20:59,940
Viens Happy!

357
00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:05,120
--Viens Happy!
--Au revoir Happy.

358
00:21:05,145 --> 00:21:06,501
Je vais à Hawaii.

359
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,382
C’est vrai.
Hawaii, où il fait chaud,

360
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,920
et où il y a des cigarettes.

361
00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:19,303
Qu’est-ce que tu fais ici?

362
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:21,770
C’est ma réplique.

363
00:21:21,937 --> 00:21:23,572
Tu devais être à Seattle.

364
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:25,850
J’ai raté mon avion.

365
00:21:26,058 --> 00:21:27,692
C’est pour ça que je suis là.

366
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:30,770
--Pour m’assurer que tu prennes un avion pour
Chicago, ce soir.
--Oh.

367
00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:32,832
Pas de vol pour Chicago ce soir.

368
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:36,023
Mais tu es la bienvenue pour venir avec moi
à Anchorage puis à Hawaii.

369
00:21:36,457 --> 00:21:37,893
Pas de vol pour Anchorage non plus.

370
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,402
Il n’y en a pas?

371
00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:41,623
Non. Il y a une tempête qui arrive.

372
00:21:41,828 --> 00:21:43,302
Buzz Airways reste au sol.

373
00:21:43,696 --> 00:21:45,373
Euh, vous payez ma petite dame.

374
00:21:43,696 --> 00:21:45,373
La meilleure amie de Kiki l’a dit à ma psy.

375
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,631
Ta psy t’a dit?

376
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,820
Oui. Elle était très bouleversée.
Elle avait besoin d’en parler.

377
00:21:58,106 --> 00:21:58,920
Oh...

378
00:22:01,556 --> 00:22:02,970
Est-ce que c’est un bar gay?

379
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,263
C’est le seul bar.

380
00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,540
Cette ville est remplie d’hommes.

381
00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:07,100
Ils sont partout comme des plaques d'urticaire.

382
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,332
Ils sont même dans les arbres.

383
00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:12,640
Demande-moi pourquoi on va à Chicago?

384
00:22:14,128 --> 00:22:15,413
Je t’ai prévue chez "Oprah".

385
00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:20,283
C’est le moment où tu sautes de joie.

386
00:22:20,518 --> 00:22:22,500
Je ne peux pas faire "Oprah".

387
00:22:23,518 --> 00:22:26,362
Ca fait un an que tu veux aller chez "Oprah".

388
00:22:27,028 --> 00:22:30,721
Je ne peux pas faire comme si je pouvais trouver
"le bon", alors que je ne peux pas le trouver pour moi.

389
00:22:30,968 --> 00:22:35,232
"Pensée négative".
Il faudrait vraiment qu’on arrête de me citer.

390
00:22:35,248 --> 00:22:36,251
Vodka?

391
00:22:36,428 --> 00:22:37,293
Oui.

392
00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:39,363
Et pour vous?

393
00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:41,972
J’aimerais un «Char-don-nay »

394
00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:45,122
C’est un vin blanc.

395
00:22:45,955 --> 00:22:49,981
Si vous aimez le blanc j’ai un Jolivet Pouilly fumé 2001.

396
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,743
Il vous fera tomber à la renverse.

397
00:22:52,595 --> 00:22:53,520
Oh.

398
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,391
Ecoute, il faut que tu te remettes en selle.

399
00:22:58,595 --> 00:23:00,491
Tu vas écrire un nouveau bouquin, et tout ira bien.

400
00:23:00,498 --> 00:23:02,713
Ah oui? Et le titre du prochain livre sera...

401
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:07,073
"Si je ne me marie pas dans 4 semaines car il
m’a trompé, vous le pouvez aussi"?

402
00:23:07,078 --> 00:23:08,592
Hum, c’est un peu long.

403
00:23:08,866 --> 00:23:09,762
Ah.

404
00:23:10,318 --> 00:23:12,540
Apparemment je ne sais rien des hommes.

405
00:23:13,128 --> 00:23:14,412
Peut-être que vous n’écoutiez pas.

406
00:23:14,808 --> 00:23:16,173
Ah, les hommes parlent?

407
00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:19,482
Oh, vous avez le syndrome "Inspecteur Harry".

408
00:23:19,655 --> 00:23:20,453
Quoi?

409
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:21,943
Tout ce que j’ai entendu c’est "Inspecteur".

410
00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:24,201
Toutes les femmes pensent

411
00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:25,880
qu’elles veulent l’inspecteur Harry-

412
00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:26,940
le dur à cuire,

413
00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,280
avec son gros calibre,

414
00:23:29,405 --> 00:23:30,883
fort et silencieux.

415
00:23:31,086 --> 00:23:34,461
Mais en fait tout ce que vous aimez,
c’est Clint Eastwood.

416
00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:36,291
L’homme qui joue le rôle de l’Inspecteur Harry.

417
00:23:36,538 --> 00:23:41,200
Un homme avec un flingue qui regardera "Harry
rencontre Sally" et vous fera à manger.

418
00:23:41,365 --> 00:23:43,561
Puis, vous faites trop de dîner et,
vous vous faites avoir.

419
00:23:44,545 --> 00:23:47,503
Faire la cuisine, regarder des films de filles...

420
00:23:48,336 --> 00:23:49,582
Qu’est-ce qui ne va pas chez vous?

421
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,260
Les femmes veulent tout.

422
00:23:54,238 --> 00:23:55,790
On ne peut pas vous le donner.

423
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,520
Donc, en fait, vous êtes piégé.

424
00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:01,490
--Tout à fait.
--Hum.

425
00:24:02,078 --> 00:24:03,410
"Ruptures--

426
00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:07,231
"Comment s'en remettre et remonter la pente.

427
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:10,760
"Vous pouvez rester au lit à vous morfondre
ou vous pouvez revenir en force.

428
00:24:11,307 --> 00:24:14,110
"Je dis ‘prenez une douche, sortez et souriez,'

429
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:19,531
Parce que le mec d’à côté ne va pas faire attention
à vous si vous n’êtes pas radieuse"

430
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,500
Je suis vraiment trop nulle.

431
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,192
Bien, c’est officiel-

432
00:24:32,748 --> 00:24:34,652
Personne ne lit en Alaska.

433
00:24:42,678 --> 00:24:43,961
Comment allez-vous coach?

434
00:24:44,937 --> 00:24:48,561
Monsieur, peut-être que vous aimeriez ajouter
le best-seller de Marin Frist à votre pile.

435
00:24:48,566 --> 00:24:51,351
--Jane, c’est bon.
--C'est une experte en relations amoureuses très connue.

436
00:24:51,368 --> 00:24:53,890
Ouais, je sais.
J’étais à sa... euh... conférence.

437
00:24:54,185 --> 00:24:56,560
Oh. Donc vous savez qu'elle est extraordinaire.

438
00:24:57,308 --> 00:24:59,251
Je sais qu’elle ne tient pas l’alcool.

439
00:25:02,738 --> 00:25:04,520
Voici. Vous savez quoi?
Je vais en prendre un.

440
00:25:04,716 --> 00:25:06,352
N’achetez pas mon livre parce que
vous avez pitié de moi.

441
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,131
Ok.

442
00:25:13,438 --> 00:25:15,180
Je suis officiellement pitoyable.

443
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:15,990
Non, tu ne l’es pas.

444
00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:17,903
Tu vas chez "Oprah".

445
00:25:18,105 --> 00:25:20,683
Si j’arrive à trouver du réseau et que je les
convaincs de repousser d’un jour.

446
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,321
Il est l’heure passée de 4 minutes.

447
00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:26,052
Ils devraient être au bureau maintenant.
Reste en position.

448
00:25:28,626 --> 00:25:29,512
Marin?

449
00:25:30,677 --> 00:25:31,800
Annie?!

450
00:25:32,087 --> 00:25:33,541
Qu’est-ce que tu fais ici?

451
00:25:33,745 --> 00:25:35,773
J’ai appris ce qu'il s’est passé avec ton fiancé.

452
00:25:35,915 --> 00:25:37,001
Bien sûr.

453
00:25:37,148 --> 00:25:40,620
J’ai dû prendre un bus de Vancouver.
Il y a un bus qui va à Vancouver?!

454
00:25:40,627 --> 00:25:41,651
Une fois par semaine.

455
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:42,711
 venez de le rater.

456
00:25:47,468 --> 00:25:48,710
"Ne perds pas espoir."

457
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:50,872
Quoi?

458
00:25:51,025 --> 00:25:54,372
C’est... C’est ce que tu as écrit dans mon livre,
"ne perds pas espoir".

459
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:57,113
Tu... Tu m’as rendu l'espoir,

460
00:25:57,856 --> 00:25:59,830
Et maintenant je veux t'en donner aussi.

461
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:05,131
Annie, c’est adorable et très extrème de ta part.

462
00:26:06,578 --> 00:26:07,772
Tu mérites un type génial.

463
00:26:08,007 --> 00:26:10,193
Je vais le trouver, hein?

464
00:26:10,665 --> 00:26:13,170
Je... Je veux dire, je vais avoir mon permis d’aimer,

465
00:26:13,176 --> 00:26:15,173
et j’ignore encore beaucoup de panneaux,

466
00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:16,173
et il y a eu quelques détours mais...

467
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,390
Annie, viens avec moi.

468
00:26:18,635 --> 00:26:20,213
Oui.
Allez.

469
00:26:20,218 --> 00:26:22,081
--Je viens.
--Au revoir!

470
00:26:25,058 --> 00:26:26,070
Hé!

471
00:26:26,135 --> 00:26:28,082
Désolée. Attendez.

472
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,592
Oh on se fout de moi.

473
00:26:30,718 --> 00:26:31,663
Désolée.

474
00:26:31,868 --> 00:26:33,091
Hum... Oh!

475
00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:34,060
Allo?

476
00:26:34,735 --> 00:26:37,170
Allo? Oui...
Vous m’entendez?

477
00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:38,892
Attendez.

478
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,132
Est-ce que... Est-ce que c’est mieux?

479
00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:47,782
Ok. Je... Je pense que je peux la faire partir demain.
Donc si vous pouviez la programmer jeudi ça serait super.

480
00:26:47,787 --> 00:26:49,921
Mon assistante va vous faxer...

481
00:26:50,215 --> 00:26:52,740
Non, non, non.
Est-ce que c’est d’accord?

482
00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:53,643
Madame!

483
00:26:53,765 --> 00:26:56,370
Oui, je suis...
Je suis au téléphone.

484
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,243
Oui et bien vous devez bouger car je dois avancer!

485
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,743
Je ne pars pas du seul endroit où je peux
communiquer avec le monde extérieur.

486
00:27:02,337 --> 00:27:04,411
Oui. Non, non, non.
Non, non, non – Bien, je...

487
00:27:07,028 --> 00:27:09,443
Vous êtes très malpoli!

488
00:27:09,637 --> 00:27:11,023
Je ne fais que mon travail.

489
00:27:11,025 --> 00:27:12,233
Moi aussi, Buster.

490
00:27:13,908 --> 00:27:15,932
Mon nom c’est Dave,
C’est quoi le votre?

491
00:27:16,058 --> 00:27:18,520
Je ne bouge pas.
Comme vous voulez.

492
00:27:32,228 --> 00:27:34,790
Patrick... Annie.

493
00:27:35,146 --> 00:27:36,823
Annie, Patrick.

494
00:27:36,985 --> 00:27:38,113
Hep.

495
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:39,750
Salut.

496
00:27:41,946 --> 00:27:45,291
J’ai reçu quelque chose pour vous. C’est arrivé dans
la cargaison de citrons de Ben.

497
00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:46,943
--Je l’ai mis dans votre chambre.
--Merci.

498
00:27:46,938 --> 00:27:48,972
Non, doc... Merci.

499
00:27:56,578 --> 00:27:58,133
C’est une vraie cinglée,

500
00:27:58,528 --> 00:27:59,463
mais je l’adore.

501
00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:01,760
Je l’écouterai lire un menu chinois.

502
00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:04,382
J’ai écrit ça.

503
00:28:04,778 --> 00:28:06,023
Oui, sur son forum.

504
00:28:06,606 --> 00:28:08,122
"Alaska Dude 123"?

505
00:28:08,857 --> 00:28:09,590
Oui.

506
00:28:11,116 --> 00:28:12,552
"City fannnn".

507
00:28:12,848 --> 00:28:13,812
4 n.

508
00:28:18,918 --> 00:28:20,270
Ma robe!

509
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:22,880
Oh, non, monsieur.

510
00:28:23,205 --> 00:28:24,403
Pas cette fois.

511
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,131
"Gone Daddy Gone" - The Violent Femmes.

512
00:28:43,385 --> 00:28:45,491
Oui, c’est ça.
Allons dehors.

513
00:29:08,528 --> 00:29:10,551
Oui c’est à peu près à ça que ça ressemble.

514
00:29:11,838 --> 00:29:13,363
La porte était ouverte.

515
00:29:15,197 --> 00:29:17,103
À quoi ça ressemble?

516
00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:18,550
Le mariage.

517
00:29:19,807 --> 00:29:21,583
Il y a beaucoup plus de...

518
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:25,100
tâches et de trous que la belle robe de conte de
fées qu’on vous vend.

519
00:29:28,147 --> 00:29:30,361
Sara, est-ce que je peux te dire quelque chose
que je n’ai jamais dit à personne?

520
00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:33,810
Je connais tous les secrets des gens de cette ville,
alors va-y.

521
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,781
Toutes ces années, je me suis vendue
comme "la célibataire"...

522
00:29:39,128 --> 00:29:40,210
Gros mensonge.

523
00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:47,570
Je n’ai jamais été vraiment seule depuis que j'ai 16 ans.

524
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,021
J’ai toujours eu un mec.

525
00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:56,113
Je n’ai jamais pu être avec quelqu’un.

526
00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:58,060
Tu n’es plus mariée?

527
00:29:58,305 --> 00:29:59,523
Divorcée.

528
00:29:59,855 --> 00:30:01,021
J’ai un enfant.

529
00:30:01,295 --> 00:30:03,733
Son père nous a abandonné.

530
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,772
Donc je fais comme je peux pour gagner notre vie.

531
00:30:07,145 --> 00:30:07,921
D’accord.

532
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:11,513
Vas-y, juge-moi.

533
00:30:12,957 --> 00:30:14,391
Je ne vais pas te juger.

534
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:15,893
Je me juge.

535
00:30:17,486 --> 00:30:22,000
J'aimerai vraiment quitter le milieu de... l’hospitalité.

536
00:30:22,476 --> 00:30:24,063
C’est dur de trouver un homme.

537
00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:26,871
Qui ne m’aime que pour moi.

538
00:30:28,436 --> 00:30:32,122
Les rendez-vous c’était fini pour moi, dès qu’ils
apprenaient que j’étais coach en relations amoureuses.

539
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:35,163
Je mentais et je disais que j’étais informaticienne.

540
00:30:37,518 --> 00:30:38,601
Comment cela se passait?

541
00:30:38,877 --> 00:30:41,953
Plutôt bien jusqu’à ce qu’il me demande de réparer son disque dur.

542
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,541
Tu n’as pas une cigarette?

543
00:30:46,808 --> 00:30:48,871
Les cigarettes arrivent le premier du mois par bateau.

544
00:30:49,228 --> 00:30:50,930
À la fin du mois on mâche tous du tabac.

545
00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:53,051
Je ne suis pas si désespérée.

546
00:30:53,558 --> 00:30:54,491
Les mecs adorent ça.

547
00:30:54,845 --> 00:30:56,873
Je déteste les mecs.

548
00:30:57,196 --> 00:31:00,500
Tu as choisi la mauvaise ville.
Le taux est d’à peu près dix pour un.

549
00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:02,500
Donc les hommes dirigent la ville.

550
00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:03,741
Tu te moques de moi?

551
00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:06,321
Non, nous avons le pouvoir.

552
00:31:06,346 --> 00:31:08,011
Ils sont seuls.
Nous sommes la récompense.

553
00:31:08,165 --> 00:31:09,761
C’est comme pêcher à Aarrel.

554
00:31:10,517 --> 00:31:15,503
Moi qui disais aux célibataire d'aller dans des bars
de sport. J’aurai dû leur dire d’aller en Alaska.

555
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:19,552
La moyenne est bonne mais la marchandise est moyenne.

556
00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:22,403
Ben semble gentil...

557
00:31:22,675 --> 00:31:26,212
--Et très amoureux.
--Il a intérêt.

558
00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:28,470
Il m’a épousée.

559
00:31:29,727 --> 00:31:30,891
On est séparé.

560
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:32,981
Ben veut qu’on se remette ensemble,

561
00:31:32,985 --> 00:31:35,743
mais je veux voir ce qu’il y a ailleurs.

562
00:31:36,608 --> 00:31:39,172
Donc ici, les femmes sont les hommes.

563
00:31:39,805 --> 00:31:41,782
Chacun est ce qu’il veut être.

564
00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:55,432
Où est-ce que vous allez?

565
00:31:56,256 --> 00:31:58,350
N’importe où on vend des cigarettes.

566
00:31:59,108 --> 00:32:00,112
Montez.

567
00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:08,381
Qu’est-ce que vous fuyez?

568
00:32:10,726 --> 00:32:12,023
Tout.

569
00:32:13,857 --> 00:32:17,470
Quand vous êtes perdue, regardez le ciel pour trouver la réponse.

570
00:32:18,308 --> 00:32:19,670
Nos ancêtres sont là,

571
00:32:19,795 --> 00:32:22,210
dans les étoiles, les nuages...

572
00:32:24,238 --> 00:32:25,912
Et s’il n’y avait pas de réponse?

573
00:32:26,305 --> 00:32:29,570
Si vous ne croyez pas, vous finirez comme la fille gelée.

574
00:32:31,096 --> 00:32:34,492
Elle a continué de marcher, sans regarder en l’air.

575
00:32:34,927 --> 00:32:38,113
Ils ont trouvé son corps gelé sur la montagne Naknek.

576
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:44,760
300 ans...
Seule, édentée...

577
00:32:45,416 --> 00:32:46,380
Grosse.

578
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:51,141
Elle était toujours grosse après 300 ans?

579
00:32:52,197 --> 00:32:54,020
C’est vous dire à quel point elle était grosse.

580
00:32:56,335 --> 00:32:57,340
Nous y voilà.

581
00:33:04,206 --> 00:33:05,482
Merci.

582
00:33:30,966 --> 00:33:32,013
Hé!

583
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,330
Quoi--

584
00:33:33,455 --> 00:33:36,143
Arrêtez! Arrêtez!

585
00:33:36,608 --> 00:33:37,740
Arrêtez!

586
00:33:37,898 --> 00:33:39,920
J’essaie!

587
00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:44,683
Haaa!

588
00:33:54,606 --> 00:33:56,320
Vous n’avez pas vu les panneaux "glace fine".

589
00:33:57,748 --> 00:33:58,600
Non.

590
00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:02,693
Et au fait, voir les signes, c’est pas mon fort!

591
00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:08,643
--Qu’est-ce que c’est?
--Ma cabane d’observation.

592
00:34:09,857 --> 00:34:11,061
Qu’est-ce que vous observez?

593
00:34:11,268 --> 00:34:13,070
Je cherche un ours nocturne,

594
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:16,511
mais au lieu de ça j’ai trouvé une coach
en relations amoureuses.

595
00:34:16,517 --> 00:34:17,911
Presque aussi dangereux.

596
00:34:18,585 --> 00:34:22,351
Oh, ce que j’ai froid.

597
00:34:22,966 --> 00:34:24,962
Oui, nous sommes en hypothermie.

598
00:34:25,186 --> 00:34:27,562
Mais il fait trop nuit pour marcher sur la glace sans danger.

599
00:34:28,346 --> 00:34:30,302
Il n’y a qu’un seul moyen pour qu’on tienne jusqu’au matin.

600
00:34:30,618 --> 00:34:31,850
Allumer un feu?

601
00:34:35,478 --> 00:34:37,343
Votre coude sur mon...

602
00:34:37,737 --> 00:34:38,630
Merci.

603
00:34:39,216 --> 00:34:44,201
Etre nus pour se réchauffer, j’espère que ce n’est pas
une tentative pour coucher avec moi.

604
00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:47,053
Je ne veux pas coucher avec vous.

605
00:34:47,428 --> 00:34:51,362
Je sais tout de vous... les pauvres mecs seuls d’Alaska.
Ah oui.

606
00:34:51,368 --> 00:34:54,362
Peut-être que vous devriez arrêter de penser en sétréotypes.

607
00:34:58,357 --> 00:34:59,750
Ce n’est pas vous.

608
00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:01,402
C’est tous les hommes.

609
00:35:01,528 --> 00:35:03,471
Je ne veux pas être près d’eux en ce moment.

610
00:35:04,605 --> 00:35:06,932
Ça marche pour vous.

611
00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:10,372
--Taisez-vous.
--Volontiers.

612
00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:42,891
Tout est à sa place, coach?

613
00:35:51,298 --> 00:35:52,302
Des loups.

614
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:56,482
Ils sont magnifiques.

615
00:35:57,618 --> 00:35:58,512
Ils s’accouplent.

615
00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:03,612
En fait elle, euh...
fait pénétrer sa merde dans sa fourrure.

616
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:09,233
Mais après, vous savez, peut-être qu’ils...
Ils s’y mettront.
Oh.

617
00:36:09,316 --> 00:36:12,890
"The Outdoor Type" - The Lemonheads.

618
00:36:17,356 --> 00:36:18,573
Vous allez devoir conduire, coach.

619
00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:20,252
Je me suis fait mal au poignet.

620
00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:23,563
Je ne peux pas.

621
00:36:24,465 --> 00:36:25,441
Vous n'avez pas le choix.

622
00:36:25,647 --> 00:36:26,971
Non, je...

623
00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:29,770
ne sais pas conduire.

624
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,010
En haut.

625
00:36:40,687 --> 00:36:42,830
Je suis sensée apprendre aux gens comment
conduire vers le bonheur,

626
00:36:42,837 --> 00:36:45,251
Et je n’ai même pas mon permis.

627
00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:47,820
Je sais, c’est complètement nul.

628
00:36:48,795 --> 00:36:50,743
C'était un secret, jusqu'à maintenant.

629
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:52,960
En bas.

630
00:36:53,867 --> 00:36:55,721
Et bien, c’est un bon endroit pour apprendre.

631
00:36:55,728 --> 00:36:57,090
De grands espaces,

632
00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,623
quelques feux rouges,

633
00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:01,280
personne pour voir quand vous rentrez dans un arbre.

634
00:37:03,047 --> 00:37:04,481
Oui. Troisième.

635
00:37:04,985 --> 00:37:07,561
Ouais, en haut.
Ah !

636
00:37:08,847 --> 00:37:10,080
Et voilà.

637
00:37:10,568 --> 00:37:11,720
C’est bien.

638
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:15,582
Quel est votre secret?

639
00:37:16,365 --> 00:37:17,812
Ce que vous voyez, c’est ce que vous avez.

640
00:37:20,158 --> 00:37:21,311
Vous pouvez me déposer sur les quais?

641
00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:35,070
Qu’est ce qu’il t’es arrivé?

642
00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:37,643
Tu sais quoi?

643
00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:39,912
Ne t’inquiète pas.
Tu pourras te doucher à Chicago.

644
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:40,642
Viens Happy!

645
00:37:41,268 --> 00:37:42,510
Happy!

646
00:37:44,786 --> 00:37:46,033
Viens Happy!

647
00:37:46,615 --> 00:37:48,030
Assis, assis.

648
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,423
Je ne viens pas avec toi.

649
00:37:52,987 --> 00:37:56,493
Quoi? Qu’est-ce que tu veux dire, tu ne viens pas à Chicago?

650
00:37:57,325 --> 00:37:59,231
Je ne viens pas, point final.

651
00:38:00,906 --> 00:38:02,943
Oh, Marin, ma chérie...

652
00:38:02,956 --> 00:38:04,432
Tu ne peux pas rester là.

653
00:38:04,946 --> 00:38:08,460
Ils n’ont pas de manucuriste ni de cours de spinning.

654
00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:10,761
J’ai besoin de respirer

655
00:38:11,828 --> 00:38:13,411
et de commencer mon livre.

656
00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:15,561
Sur le mariage?

657
00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:18,091
Sur les hommes.

658
00:38:18,265 --> 00:38:21,531
Mais tu as dit que tu ne savais rien d’eux.

659
00:38:21,535 --> 00:38:23,401
Il est grand temps que j’apprenne.

660
00:38:24,296 --> 00:38:26,951
Si on y allait mesdames.
L’heure c’est l’heure.

661
00:38:28,756 --> 00:38:30,500
Oh, Marin.

662
00:38:35,226 --> 00:38:37,240
S’il te plait, portes-toi bien.

663
00:38:40,636 --> 00:38:43,321
Si tu changes d’éditrice je te trouverai et te tuerai.

664
00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:47,310
"The Worls Exploded Into Love" - Bob Schneider.
--Buzz,

665
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:48,611
Je peux avoir de l’aide?

666
00:38:49,338 --> 00:38:50,152
Merci.

667
00:39:10,106 --> 00:39:13,363
Qu’est-ce que tu as mis à la question 4?

668
00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,092
"E".

669
00:39:20,868 --> 00:39:22,030
Pareil.

670
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,341
La vérité sur les relations amoureuses

671
00:39:37,346 --> 00:39:41,122
c'est que parfois on ne sait rien.

672
00:40:02,248 --> 00:40:07,201
Et parfois celui que l'on a n'est
pas le bon du tout.

673
00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:17,671
Mais si on garde espoir, l’univers a une drôle de façon
de nous montrer exactement ce dont on a besoin.

674
00:40:19,976 --> 00:40:25,193
Le défi c'est de rester seule jusqu’à ce que
l'on trouve le bon.

675
00:40:31,735 --> 00:40:33,412
Mais on ne peut pas se cacher non plus.

676
00:40:38,597 --> 00:40:40,191
C’est nul les peines de cœur...

677
00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:45,452
mais ne pas en avoir c'est encore pire.

678
00:40:46,455 --> 00:40:49,571
Les réponses ne sont pas dans une conférence
ou dans un livre.

679
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:53,000
Mais peut-être que si on est heureuse,

680
00:40:53,005 --> 00:40:54,481
on trouvera le bon.

681
00:40:58,618 --> 00:41:02,162
J’y crois car envers et contre tout,

682
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:04,541
je suis toujours une optimiste.

683
00:41:17,036 --> 00:41:18,822
C’est cela l’amour...

684
00:41:28,837 --> 00:41:31,590
Si c’était si simple, tout le monde le connaîtrait.

685
00:41:36,028 --> 00:41:38,790
Donc vous dîtes que je devrai être plus optimiste?

686
00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:41,342
Je dis que vous devriez l’inviter à sortir.

687
00:41:42,395 --> 00:41:45,003
Oh. D’accord.
Merci.

688
00:41:45,747 --> 00:41:48,191
C’était AJ de Ketchikan.
Merci de votre appel, AJ.

689
00:41:48,197 --> 00:41:52,711
Attendez, vous avez un autre appel
sur la ligne 2 à... 20?

690
00:41:52,728 --> 00:41:56,503
On n’a pas eu autant d’appels depuis que j’ai fait une
tombola avec l'appareil à fumer le saumon de ma mère.

691
00:41:56,965 --> 00:41:58,280
Oh, ok.

692
00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:02,373
Commençons par la ligne deux.

693
00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,373
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Finding a good man is about as easy  as finding a cab in a snowstorm...  on new year's eve.

4
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that's what my mother used to say.

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You know what I say?

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(All) stinkin' thinkin'!

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(Chuckles) yes!

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Hello, I'm marin frist.

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00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:21,040
I am a relationship coach.

10
00:00:21,056 --> 00:00:22,031
I've got news for you.

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00:00:22,150 --> 00:00:24,137
There are plenty of guys out there.

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00:00:24,077 --> 00:00:25,542
They are not the problem, ladies.

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00:00:26,955 --> 00:00:28,685
We are.
We are.
We are.

14
00:00:28,697 --> 00:00:30,982
A week ago, I thought I knew it all.

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How many of you think
that finding "the one"...

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"the one"
is gonna make you happy?

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When did we decide that someone else
was in charge of our happiness

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we don't even trust somebody else
to order our soy lattes!

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Women all over the country thought I knew
the secret to finding their man.

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I think I was just a good talker.

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You wouldn't drive with a blindfold on.

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so stop dating with one.

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You've got to watch out for the signs.

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Is he married? A cheater?

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Watches gay porn just for variety?

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they're not changing, ladies.

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Detours.

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The 24-year-old kid who sells
sandwiches in your office?

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The very hot ex-boyfriend
who's never going to commit?

30
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Keep movin'! Lose him!

31
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You are never going to be able to...

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if he'S...

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you know what?

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I was happy.

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I was getting married.

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I'd like you to take my dress as a gift.

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We'll send it to you.

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Thankso someone else's self-help book
and the patch, I had quit smoking.

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I was booked at speaking engagements
from boston to bould.

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(strange city of love in the morning)

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that was last week.

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(Marin) oh, thank you.

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Hi!

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Annie!

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You have got to stop crashing
my book parties.

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--I just wanted to be the first
to have it in paperback...
--hey, I love your book!

47
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So who do I make it out to?

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Me.

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Don't you want to stalk someone a little
groovier, like bruce springsteen or something?

50
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You...

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make me feel better.

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"To annie, stop stalking. Start dating.

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Have hope."

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Ah, finally.

55
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welcome.

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We're here to celebrate the paperback
release of relationship coach marin frist's
second book,

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"I'm dating and so can you!"

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and tonight, as her editor,

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I am thrilled to announce that marin's
third book has been optioned,

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called--fittingly--

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"I'm getting married and so can you!"

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Enjoy the free booze.

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Congratulations.

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Thank you. It didn't hurt that a "new yorker"
columnist gave me a great review.

65
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You can thank me by letting me bum a cigarette.

66
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Oh, I quit.

67
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Graham hates it.

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Now I channel my addiction
into spinning class.

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The things we do for love.

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Aw, I wish I had someone
to give up vices for.

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This being single thing
is getting very tired.

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Most of the time I can forget it,

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but then it's the end of a book party,
and I have to go and hail a cab...

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alone.

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Graham, go hail kiki a cab.

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--Gladly.
--Oh! You're a lifesaver.

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Oh, yes. Thank you.

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You have a 7:00 A.M.
To alaska tomorrow, so ixnay
on the third drink-ay.

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Only you, jane, would book me
a speaking engagement in alaska.

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Oh, I had nothing to do with that one.

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But the lecture the next day in seattle--

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all me.

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3:00--
"daily news" reporter eyeing you.

84
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Hey, you know the rules--
no coaching the editor.

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Shut-down gals deserve love, too.

86
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I think we just found the title
of your fourth book.

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stavros kolidarkos.

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Who?

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--My old neighbor--for kiki.
--Mmm.

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That could work.

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Most people count sheep.
You count... singles.

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Calms me down.

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Jim friedman.

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go to sleep.

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oh.

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(Woman) if we can have your attention,
we'd like to point out  our safety features...

97
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(continues delivering

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safety instructions)

99
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oh, I'm an idiot!

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--Oh, I took my fiance's computer by mistake.
--Oh.

101
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I overslept.

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Never mind.

103
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Well,  that's him--graham--and me.

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Me again.

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Kiki witting?

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Ooh!

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She'll  have a whiskey.

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Straight up.

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(Man) keep your seatbelts fastened.

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We're heading into some pretty
heavy turbulence.

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(man) hey!

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Hey ho!

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Oh, no, I don't mean you're a ho.

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I meant like, uh, "hey ho!"

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oh.

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Welcome.

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Who are you?

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Oh, man, I'm so psyched,
I forgot to introduce myself.
Patrick bachelor.

119
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Yeah, and don't hold the name ainst me.
I got both your books.
Oh.

120
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Getting my learner's permit to love, you know?

121
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Marin frist! Huge!

122
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Patrick, have you got a cigarette?

123
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No, I do not.

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Chapter three, first book--
"who is gonna love your body if you don't?"

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--Ah.
--Yeah.

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Thought you had me, huh?

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Got a lot of luggage.

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--That's  a great little bag.
--Thanks.

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Yeah, I'm kind of
a patrick-of-all-trades--radio personality,
innkeeper, lover of women.

130
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marin frist...

131
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this is huge.

132
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This is huger than when tom selleck was up here
shooting the cruise line commercial,

133
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and that was pretty darn huge.

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Marin frist!
I've got marin frist here!

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Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!

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(Three dog night's "mama told me
mama told me not to come

137
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that ain't the way to have fun, no

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"chivalry isn't dead"--
chapter five.

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oh, looks like somebody forgot their mukluks.

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Here we are,

141
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the presidential suite.

142
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Yeah.

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Check it out--lincoln.

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Right. (Chuckles)

145
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hey, would you maybe be a guest
on my radio show tomorrow A.M.?

146
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There's a radio station up here?

147
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Well, 10 megahertz.

148
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But when the skies are super clear,
you can hear us in poland.

149
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Not that they can, like,
understand us or anything.

150
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Yeah. Okay, sure.

151
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Oh, sweet!

152
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You need anything, I'll be downstairs.

153
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Catch some z'S.

154
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You got a big lecture in three hours.

155
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Bye.

156
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are you having an affair with kiki witting?

157
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Just say it. I saw the pictures.
Nice slide show.

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Very artistic.

159
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Yes.

160
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Yes... artistic, or yes, affair?

161
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Don't you ever just feel like
you need to breathe?

162
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I thought we would do that
after we were married.

163
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Which--going out on a limb here--
isn't going to be happening.

164
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Is she "it" for you?

165
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I don't know.

166
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I just thought she was

167
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gonna be a speed bump.

168
00:09:21,038 --> 00:09:23,441
You're using my words to break up with me?

169
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You ready to go?

170
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She's there.

171
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--In my apartment, there.
--Marin.

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Marin.

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yeah, we don't have minibars,

174
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but we have a fullized one down on front street.
It's the chieftain.

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Ah.

176
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(Steve earle's "poor boy" playing)

177
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(I was born on the other side of town... )

178
00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:01,972
(man) hey!

179
00:10:07,118 --> 00:10:12,872
(I never thought about it much
till the first time I saw you)

180
00:10:14,227 --> 00:10:18,070
uh-oh, what's a poor boy gonna do?

181
00:10:21,027 --> 00:10:25,191
(It's bad enough to love you from afar...)

182
00:10:27,735 --> 00:10:32,602
(me down here and you up where you are )

183
00:10:35,228 --> 00:10:40,952
(if you hadn't given me that look
that's all it took, it's true )

184
00:10:42,185 --> 00:10:46,243
(uh-oh, what's a poor boy gonna do? )

185
00:10:47,686 --> 00:10:50,132
Vodka negroni, please.

186
00:10:50,648 --> 00:10:51,732
Refresh my memory.

187
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:53,131
You have bitters?

188
00:10:53,147 --> 00:10:53,991
Nope.

189
00:10:54,068 --> 00:10:55,511
--Triple sec?
--Out.

190
00:10:55,545 --> 00:10:56,801
I'll take the vodka.

191
00:10:57,135 --> 00:10:57,911
Coming up.

192
00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:03,790
(Uh-oh, what's a poor boy gonna do?)

193
00:11:04,975 --> 00:11:06,203
Make it a double.

194
00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:09,870
I know you.

195
00:11:11,108 --> 00:11:13,773
yeah, I'm marin frist.

196
00:11:13,785 --> 00:11:18,681
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, you used to sell pelts
at a stand out on route 11.

197
00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:19,843
No.

198
00:11:20,275 --> 00:11:22,291
Oh, yeah, I-I don't know you.

199
00:11:23,077 --> 00:11:24,803
--Leave her alone, jerome.
--What?!

200
00:11:26,255 --> 00:11:28,802
--He's not bothering me.
--He will if you let him.

201
00:11:29,998 --> 00:11:30,572
Hmm.

202
00:11:30,807 --> 00:11:32,090
I thought you might be hungry.

203
00:11:32,105 --> 00:11:35,093
--Mm-hmm, I am. Thanks.
--Oh, that's nice.

204
00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:40,623
It's nice that people still like each other.

205
00:11:47,657 --> 00:11:48,541
Sorry.

206
00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:50,153
Oh, that's original.

207
00:11:50,457 --> 00:11:51,233
what?

208
00:11:51,506 --> 00:11:52,801
The old pickup line.

209
00:11:53,218 --> 00:11:55,543
Use a little sprucing up, if you know what I mean.

210
00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:58,003
(Chuckles) yeah, I'm not trying to pick you up.

211
00:11:57,687 --> 00:11:58,733
Oh, yeah, you are.

212
00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:00,223
Trust me, I know men.

213
00:12:02,136 --> 00:12:03,543
I'm a relationship coach.

214
00:12:03,775 --> 00:12:06,081
What--coach?
What, did we get a ball team?

215
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:08,333
No, I do not have a ball team.

216
00:12:08,538 --> 00:12:10,030
Well, you got balls.

217
00:12:10,046 --> 00:12:11,122
Oh! Ha ha ha.

218
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,401
--You're one of those.
--One of whats?

219
00:12:12,417 --> 00:12:13,540
A lookee loo.

220
00:12:15,025 --> 00:12:18,691
You put yourself on cruise control,
and you flirt with women, but you never
stop and get out of the car.

221
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:24,211
My name's jack, and I'm--
I'm not trying to pick you up.
I'm just trying to get a napkin.

222
00:12:25,087 --> 00:12:26,481
You need one, coach?

223
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,960
No, I do not need one, and if I did need one,
I could get one for myself.

224
00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:33,221
I don't need a man to get a napkin for me.

225
00:12:33,706 --> 00:12:35,281
in fact, I don't need a man, period.

226
00:12:35,298 --> 00:12:37,393
Yeah. It's nice meeting you, too.

227
00:12:41,998 --> 00:12:43,390
One more for the road.

228
00:12:43,756 --> 00:12:45,623
Hurry up! We're late.

229
00:12:45,975 --> 00:12:47,570
Yep, we got a full house. Come on.

230
00:12:54,327 --> 00:12:55,373
Where are the women?

231
00:12:57,135 --> 00:12:59,662
We were hoping that you'd kind of help us
with that part.

232
00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:02,983
Everybody!

233
00:13:03,176 --> 00:13:05,101
Marin frist!

234
00:13:05,778 --> 00:13:06,783
Break an antler.

235
00:13:19,505 --> 00:13:20,322
okay. (Laughs)

236
00:13:20,515 --> 00:13:22,500
okay. (Chuckles) okay.

237
00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:26,551
Okay.

238
00:13:28,387 --> 00:13:29,512
Okay!

239
00:13:30,805 --> 00:13:35,062
How many of you guys think that...

240
00:13:35,787 --> 00:13:37,062
finding "the one"

241
00:13:37,728 --> 00:13:39,053
is gonna make you happy?

242
00:13:44,078 --> 00:13:47,773
When did we decide that someone else
was in charge of our happiness?

243
00:13:48,318 --> 00:13:50,451
We don't even let somebody else
order our soy lattes!

244
00:13:52,985 --> 00:13:53,933
Our what?

245
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,452
S oy...

246
00:13:55,725 --> 00:13:56,823
lattes.

247
00:13:56,977 --> 00:13:58,720
It's a coffee drink, you know.

248
00:13:58,487 --> 00:14:00,711
--Oh!
--Yeah.
--Yeah.

249
00:14:00,728 --> 00:14:02,790
The point is...

250
00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:05,920
don't cheat.

251
00:14:07,285 --> 00:14:11,142
Oh, and you gotta look out for the signs,
which I didn't, even though it's my job.

252
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,421
uh... yes, you.

253
00:14:16,358 --> 00:14:17,481
I don't have a question.

254
00:14:17,765 --> 00:14:19,352
Well, that's good, 'cause I do.

255
00:14:20,615 --> 00:14:22,050
Let's say...

256
00:14:22,186 --> 00:14:24,361
you're a guy. Okay.

257
00:14:24,836 --> 00:14:28,772
Okay, and you get engaged to this girl
after dating her for a year.

258
00:14:29,947 --> 00:14:33,363
During which time, she's laughed at all
your jokes--  some of which not so funny.

259
00:14:34,186 --> 00:14:35,070
She's gone to your...

260
00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:39,351
company picnics--snore-- your family dinners--scary.

261
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,793
She's pretty successful.

262
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:43,040
She's kind.

263
00:14:44,016 --> 00:14:47,051
She's not half bad in the sack.

264
00:14:49,506 --> 00:14:51,181
So why do you not want to marry her?

265
00:14:57,145 --> 00:14:58,540
She's no selleck.

266
00:15:03,078 --> 00:15:06,112
(the weepies' "world spins madly on" playing)

267
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,361
here, happy!

268
00:15:11,117 --> 00:15:12,510
here, happy!

269
00:15:12,837 --> 00:15:14,193
Here, happy!

270
00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:16,061
Come here, happy!

271
00:15:16,145 --> 00:15:17,991
(I lay motionless in bed... )

272
00:15:18,185 --> 00:15:19,352
good  boy!

273
00:15:19,558 --> 00:15:20,922
(I thought of you )

274
00:15:21,306 --> 00:15:22,820
(and where you've gone )

275
00:15:26,107 --> 00:15:27,500
great.

276
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,800
I missed my flight.

277
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:34,163
ah, yes!

278
00:15:36,638 --> 00:15:37,532
yes!

279
00:15:37,707 --> 00:15:39,221
This is jane. Leave a message.

280
00:15:41,946 --> 00:15:42,800
um...

281
00:15:43,695 --> 00:15:44,620
jane...

282
00:15:46,697 --> 00:15:48,602
you gotta call me. I...

283
00:15:50,085 --> 00:15:51,411
graham...

284
00:15:52,157 --> 00:15:53,672
this is really bad.

285
00:15:54,118 --> 00:15:55,553
call--

286
00:15:58,606 --> 00:15:59,732
aah!

287
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,042
--Hi.
--Hi.

288
00:16:03,508 --> 00:16:05,962
You may want to keep your side
of the bathroom locked.

289
00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:07,862
--My side?
--Yeah.

290
00:16:07,886 --> 00:16:08,591
(Man) sara.

291
00:16:08,878 --> 00:16:10,473
Only have a half an hour before my shift.

292
00:16:16,136 --> 00:16:18,823
--I need a spinning class.
--Ah, spinning what?

293
00:16:18,918 --> 00:16:21,271
Spinning bike.
A spinning bike class.

294
00:16:21,285 --> 00:16:23,522
You sit on a stationary bike,
and you bike to music.

295
00:16:23,486 --> 00:16:25,241
--But you don't go anywhere.
--Right.

296
00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,151
Yeah, we don't have 'em.

297
00:16:28,386 --> 00:16:31,110
Why would you wanna go for
a bike ride and not go anywhere?

298
00:16:31,278 --> 00:16:32,220
What's the point?

299
00:16:32,347 --> 00:16:34,160
I mean, that's like riding a legless horse,

300
00:16:34,677 --> 00:16:37,540
--or like a pogo stick without a stick or--
--yeah, I get it.

301
00:16:38,486 --> 00:16:39,312
Wowza.

302
00:16:39,325 --> 00:16:40,842
I'm sorry, and...

303
00:16:41,787 --> 00:16:44,013
I'm sorry...about last night.

304
00:16:44,867 --> 00:16:46,003
I missed my flight,

305
00:16:46,196 --> 00:16:48,841
and I really need to get out of here.

306
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,193
Yeah, and you missed my radio show this morning.

307
00:16:51,228 --> 00:16:52,891
Okay.

308
00:16:53,216 --> 00:16:54,732
I'm sorry about that, too.

309
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,990
I had to interview my mom, again.

310
00:16:58,166 --> 00:17:02,050
You really wouldn't want me
on the air right now, trust me.

311
00:17:04,786 --> 00:17:06,421
I think I got something for you.

312
00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:08,441
Now the front brakes don't work,

313
00:17:08,655 --> 00:17:10,600
and you're gonna need this--

314
00:17:10,795 --> 00:17:12,141
bear spray.

315
00:17:16,545 --> 00:17:18,262
Actually, you spray it on the bear,

316
00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:19,930
but that'll work.

317
00:17:20,266 --> 00:17:22,200
(Kt tunstall's "black horse and the
cherry tree" playing)

318
00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:27,373
wow! Whoa! Ah! Sorry. Sorry.

319
00:17:27,388 --> 00:17:30,021
(Whoo-hoo well, my heart knows me better
than I know myself )

320
00:17:30,026 --> 00:17:34,022
(so I'm gonna let it do all the talking)

321
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:37,842
(whoo-hoo
whoo-hoo)

322
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:43,510
(I came across a place in the middle of nowhere
with a big black horse  and a cherry tree)

323
00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:46,832
(whoo-hoo
whoo-hoo)

324
00:17:47,926 --> 00:17:52,292
(I fell in fear upon my back
I said, "don't look back, just keep on walking" )

325
00:17:52,418 --> 00:17:55,950
(whoo-hoo
whoo-hoo... )

326
00:17:56,757 --> 00:17:57,802
wow.

327
00:17:59,256 --> 00:18:02,683
(Whoo-hoo
whoo-hoo)

328
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:14,910
oh!

329
00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:17,602
(No, no
no, no, no, no,)

330
00:18:17,398 --> 00:18:19,111
(I said no... )

331
00:18:18,336 --> 00:18:19,302
sara!

332
00:18:20,987 --> 00:18:22,231
So now you're out.

333
00:18:23,228 --> 00:18:24,312
Patrick!

334
00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:25,672
Hey!

335
00:18:26,718 --> 00:18:28,081
(Groans) anybody?
Whoo-hoo

336
00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:40,962
how you doing, coach?

337
00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:42,933
Ahem.
I hear you got a 9-1-1.

338
00:18:43,446 --> 00:18:45,231
So is it--
oh, what, you're a cop?

339
00:18:45,426 --> 00:18:46,701
Uh, fish and game biologist.

340
00:18:46,836 --> 00:18:47,803
The sheriff called me.

341
00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:50,342
Is that what they're wearing
in new york these days?

342
00:18:51,628 --> 00:18:55,372
All my clothes are in there with the, uh...

343
00:19:06,598 --> 00:19:10,022
that's a pretty big, possibly rabid, raccoon.

344
00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:11,230
You're gonna want to wait outside.

345
00:19:11,675 --> 00:19:14,863
I'm not leaving that animal alone
with my favorite purple faux croc flats.

346
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:16,312
Well, could be dangerous.

347
00:19:17,128 --> 00:19:18,143
I'm fine.

348
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:19,770
They go for the neck.

349
00:19:19,917 --> 00:19:20,811
Whatever.

350
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:22,211
Get all macho.

351
00:19:37,145 --> 00:19:38,512
the deceased.

352
00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,092
you can't leave food out,

353
00:19:40,257 --> 00:19:43,371
or whatever this bar thing is.

354
00:19:45,948 --> 00:19:47,352
these are very tasty.

355
00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:52,592
I  only make one round-trip flight tomorrow--

356
00:19:52,606 --> 00:19:53,573
to sitka.

357
00:19:53,836 --> 00:19:55,311
Fine, I'll go to sitka.

358
00:19:55,478 --> 00:19:58,133
Unh-unh, you don't want to go
to sitka. Wrong direction.

359
00:19:58,336 --> 00:19:59,892
Anchorage will get you to hawaii.

360
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:03,491
What's, uh, what's in hawaii?

361
00:20:03,606 --> 00:20:05,441
Oh, she wanted to go there for the honeymoon.

362
00:20:05,986 --> 00:20:07,043
He chose turkey.

363
00:20:07,717 --> 00:20:10,713
He got to choose because she made him
take dancing lessons.

364
00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:13,591
I told you all that last night?

365
00:20:13,885 --> 00:20:16,640
Yeah, somewhere between the vodka shots
and the schnapps.

366
00:20:17,957 --> 00:20:21,302
what kind of a pansy man takes dance lessons?

367
00:20:21,497 --> 00:20:24,220
buzz, I just want to get to hawaii and relax,

368
00:20:24,287 --> 00:20:24,990
and I'm desperate.

369
00:20:25,236 --> 00:20:27,341
And apparently, you are the only pilot
who can fly me tomorrow,

370
00:20:27,346 --> 00:20:29,341
so what's it gonna take?

371
00:20:29,506 --> 00:20:30,482
How much you got?

372
00:20:30,795 --> 00:20:31,782
On me?

373
00:20:32,605 --> 00:20:34,021
You're paying for expertise.

374
00:20:34,257 --> 00:20:39,043
Back in 1955, they only hired one black pilot
to captain a commercial airliner.

375
00:20:39,285 --> 00:20:40,230
That was you?

376
00:20:40,358 --> 00:20:41,943
No, that was august martin.

377
00:20:42,685 --> 00:20:44,910
So I had to come up here to start my own airline--

378
00:20:45,498 --> 00:20:46,202
buzz airways--

379
00:20:46,435 --> 00:20:48,301
and I'm not sure buzz is flying tomorrow.

380
00:20:51,507 --> 00:20:52,743
I got 200 bucks.

381
00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:54,423
Hmm.

382
00:20:54,936 --> 00:20:56,222
Okay, I'll take you.

383
00:20:56,237 --> 00:20:57,322
Noon sharp.

384
00:20:58,585 --> 00:20:59,940
here, happy!

385
00:21:03,015 --> 00:21:05,120
--here, happy!
--Good-bye, happy.

386
00:21:05,145 --> 00:21:06,501
I'm going to hawaii.

387
00:21:07,208 --> 00:21:09,382
That's right--
hawaii, whe it's warm,

388
00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:11,920
and where there are cigarettes.

389
00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:19,303
What are you doing here?

390
00:21:20,417 --> 00:21:21,770
That's my line.

391
00:21:21,937 --> 00:21:23,572
You were supposed to be in seattle.

392
00:21:24,685 --> 00:21:25,850
I missed my flight.

393
00:21:26,058 --> 00:21:27,692
Well, that's why I'm here,

394
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:30,770
--to make sure you get on a flight tonight to chicago.
--Oh.

395
00:21:31,155 --> 00:21:32,832
No flight to chicago tonight.

396
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:36,023
But you're welcome to come with me to anchorage
and then to hawaii.

397
00:21:36,457 --> 00:21:37,893
No flight to anchorage, either.

398
00:21:38,668 --> 00:21:39,402
There isn't?

399
00:21:39,607 --> 00:21:41,623
Nope. There's a storm coming in.

400
00:21:41,828 --> 00:21:43,302
Buzz airways is grounded.

401
00:21:43,696 --> 00:21:45,373
Uh, you buying, little lady?

402
00:21:48,555 --> 00:21:50,502
Kiki's best friend told my shrink.

403
00:21:51,367 --> 00:21:52,631
Your shrink told you?

404
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:54,820
Yes. She was upset.
She needed to talk about it.

405
00:21:58,106 --> 00:21:58,920
Oh...

406
00:22:01,556 --> 00:22:02,970
is this a gay bar?

407
00:22:03,166 --> 00:22:04,263
This is the only bar.

408
00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,540
This town is filled with men.

409
00:22:05,636 --> 00:22:07,100
They're all over like a bad rash.

410
00:22:08,245 --> 00:22:09,332
They're even in the trees.

411
00:22:10,185 --> 00:22:12,640
Ask me why we're going to chicago.

412
00:22:14,128 --> 00:22:15,413
I booked you on "oprah."

413
00:22:18,257 --> 00:22:20,283
This is the part where you jump for joy.

414
00:22:20,518 --> 00:22:22,500
I can't do "oprah."

415
00:22:23,518 --> 00:22:26,362
All you've done for a year
is talk about going on "oprah."

416
00:22:27,028 --> 00:22:30,721
I can't pretend that I know how to find a good man
when I can't find one myself.

417
00:22:30,968 --> 00:22:35,232
"Stinkin' thinkin'."
Everyone has got to stop quoting me to me.

418
00:22:35,248 --> 00:22:36,251
Vodka?

419
00:22:36,428 --> 00:22:37,293
Yes.

420
00:22:37,925 --> 00:22:39,363
And what'll it be?

421
00:22:39,448 --> 00:22:41,972
Ah, ye I would like a "char-don-nay."

422
00:22:43,227 --> 00:22:45,122
It's a white wine.

423
00:22:45,955 --> 00:22:49,981
If you like white, I have a jolivet pouilly-fume 2001

424
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:51,743
that will knock your boots off.

425
00:22:52,595 --> 00:22:53,520
Oh.

426
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,391
Look, you just have to get back on the horse.

427
00:22:58,595 --> 00:23:00,491
You'll start writing a book again, and it'll be okay.

428
00:23:00,498 --> 00:23:02,713
Oh, yeah? And what's the name of the book gonna be--

429
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:07,073
"I'm not getting married in four weeks
'cause he cheated on me, and you can, too"?

430
00:23:07,078 --> 00:23:08,592
Mmm, that's a little long.

431
00:23:08,866 --> 00:23:09,762
Ah.

432
00:23:10,318 --> 00:23:12,540
Apparently, I know nothing about men.

433
00:23:13,128 --> 00:23:14,412
Well, maybe you just weren't listening.

434
00:23:14,808 --> 00:23:16,173
Oh, men talk?

435
00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:19,482
Oh, you have "dirty harry" syndrome.

436
00:23:19,655 --> 00:23:20,453
What?

437
00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:21,943
All I heard was "dirty."

438
00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:24,201
Every woman thinks

439
00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:25,880
that she wants dirty harry--

440
00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:26,940
the tough guy,

441
00:23:27,067 --> 00:23:29,280
you know, with a big gun,

442
00:23:29,405 --> 00:23:30,883
strong and silent.

443
00:23:31,086 --> 00:23:34,461
But really, what's getting you ladies
all hot and bothered is clint eastwood,

444
00:23:34,467 --> 00:23:36,291
the guy who played dirty harry.

445
00:23:36,538 --> 00:23:41,200
A guy with a gun who'll watch "harry meets sally"
with you  and cook dinner.

446
00:23:41,365 --> 00:23:43,561
Then you make too many dinners, and you're a pushover.

447
00:23:44,545 --> 00:23:47,503
Cookin' dinner, watching girlie movies...

448
00:23:48,336 --> 00:23:49,582
what's wrong with you people?

449
00:23:51,038 --> 00:23:53,260
women want it all.

450
00:23:54,238 --> 00:23:55,790
We can't give it to you.

451
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:58,520
So you guys are kind of screwed?

452
00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:01,490
--You got it.
--huh.

453
00:24:02,078 --> 00:24:03,410
"Breakups--

454
00:24:03,566 --> 00:24:07,231
"how to hammer the dents out and get back on the road.

455
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:10,760
"You can either lie in bed
and mope or get back out there.

456
00:24:11,307 --> 00:24:14,110
"I say, 'take a shower and go out and smile,'

457
00:24:15,245 --> 00:24:19,531
"'cause the next guy's not gonna notice you
unless you have your brights on."

458
00:24:23,196 --> 00:24:26,500
I'm totally full of crap.

459
00:24:30,836 --> 00:24:32,192
Well, it's official--

460
00:24:32,748 --> 00:24:34,652
no one in alaska reads.

461
00:24:42,678 --> 00:24:43,961
How you doing, coach?

462
00:24:44,937 --> 00:24:48,561
Sir, perhaps you'd like to add
marin frist's best seller to that stack?

463
00:24:48,566 --> 00:24:51,351
--Jane, it's fine.
--She is a world-renowned dating expert.

464
00:24:51,368 --> 00:24:53,890
Yeah, I know.
I was at her, uh, lecture.

465
00:24:54,185 --> 00:24:56,560
Oh. You know how amazing she is.

466
00:24:57,308 --> 00:24:59,251
Well, I know she can't hold her liquor.

467
00:25:02,738 --> 00:25:04,520
Here. You know what?
I'll take one.

468
00:25:04,716 --> 00:25:06,352
Don't buy my book 'cause you pity me.

469
00:25:08,967 --> 00:25:10,131
Okay.

470
00:25:13,438 --> 00:25:15,180
I am officially pathetic.

471
00:25:14,948 --> 00:25:15,990
No, you're not.

472
00:25:16,425 --> 00:25:17,903
You're going on "oprah."

473
00:25:18,105 --> 00:25:20,683
Hmm, if I get reception on this thing
and get them to push a day.

474
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:23,321
It's four minutes after the cardinal.

475
00:25:23,645 --> 00:25:26,052
They should be in by now.
Hold down the fort.

476
00:25:28,626 --> 00:25:29,512
marin?

477
00:25:30,677 --> 00:25:31,800
Annie?!

478
00:25:32,087 --> 00:25:33,541
What are you doing here?

479
00:25:33,745 --> 00:25:35,773
I heard about what happened with your fiance.

480
00:25:35,915 --> 00:25:37,001
Of course you did.

481
00:25:37,148 --> 00:25:40,620
I had to take a bus from vancouver.
There's a bus to vancouver?!

482
00:25:40,627 --> 00:25:41,651
Once a week.

483
00:25:41,667 --> 00:25:42,711
You just missed it.

484
00:25:47,468 --> 00:25:48,710
"have hope."

485
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:50,872
What?

486
00:25:51,025 --> 00:25:54,372
That--that's what you wrote in my book, "have hope."

487
00:25:54,967 --> 00:25:57,113
You... you have given me hope,

488
00:25:57,856 --> 00:25:59,830
and now I want to give you some.

489
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:05,131
Annie, that is really sweet and really extreme of you.

490
00:26:06,578 --> 00:26:07,772
You deserve a great guy.

491
00:26:08,007 --> 00:26:10,193
He'll show up, right?

492
00:26:10,665 --> 00:26:13,170
I-I mean, I'm still getting my learner's permit to love,

493
00:26:13,176 --> 00:26:15,173
and I'm ignoring a lot of the road signs,

494
00:26:15,175 --> 00:26:16,173
and there's been a few detours along, but--

495
00:26:16,608 --> 00:26:18,390
annie, come on.

496
00:26:18,635 --> 00:26:20,213
Uh, yes.
Come on.

497
00:26:20,218 --> 00:26:22,081
--I'm coming.
--Bye!

498
00:26:25,058 --> 00:26:26,070
(man) hey!

499
00:26:26,135 --> 00:26:28,082
Sorry. Hold on.

500
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,592
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

501
00:26:30,718 --> 00:26:31,663
Sorry.

502
00:26:31,868 --> 00:26:33,091
Um... oh!

503
00:26:33,098 --> 00:26:34,060
Hello?

504
00:26:34,735 --> 00:26:37,170
Hello? Yeah, can you--
can you hear me?

505
00:26:37,848 --> 00:26:38,892
Uh, hold on.

506
00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,132
Is that--is that better?

507
00:26:42,636 --> 00:26:47,782
Okay, so I-I think I can get her out tomorrow,
so if you can rebook on thursday that would be great.

508
00:26:47,787 --> 00:26:49,921
I'll just have my assistant fax you.

509
00:26:50,215 --> 00:26:52,740
no, no, no.
So do we have a deal?

510
00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:53,643
lady!

511
00:26:53,765 --> 00:26:56,370
Yeah, I am--
I am on the phone here!

512
00:26:56,375 --> 00:26:58,243
Yeah, well, you gotta move, 'cause I gotta plow!

513
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:01,743
I am not giving up the one corner
where I can communicate with the outside world.

514
00:27:02,337 --> 00:27:04,411
Yeah--no, no, no.
No, no, no--fine, I just--

515
00:27:07,028 --> 00:27:09,443
you're being very rude!

516
00:27:09,637 --> 00:27:11,023
Hey, I'm just doing my job.

517
00:27:11,025 --> 00:27:12,233
So am I, buster.

518
00:27:13,908 --> 00:27:15,932
Name's dave.
What's yours?

519
00:27:16,058 --> 00:27:18,520
Not moving.
Suit yourself.

520
00:27:32,228 --> 00:27:34,790
patrick... annie.

521
00:27:35,146 --> 00:27:36,823
Annie, patrick.

522
00:27:36,985 --> 00:27:38,113
Hey ho.

523
00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:39,750
Hi. (Chuckles)

524
00:27:41,946 --> 00:27:45,291
oh, hey, uh, something came for you today
in ben's lemon shipment.

525
00:27:45,298 --> 00:27:46,943
--Yeah, I put it in your room.
--Thanks.

526
00:27:46,938 --> 00:27:48,972
No, doc...(whispers) thank you.

527
00:27:56,578 --> 00:27:58,133
Hey, she's a crackpot,

528
00:27:58,528 --> 00:27:59,463
but I dig her.

529
00:27:59,548 --> 00:28:01,760
I'd listen to her read a chinese menu.

530
00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:04,382
(Chuckles) I wrote that.

531
00:28:04,778 --> 00:28:06,023
Yeah, in her chat room.

532
00:28:06,606 --> 00:28:08,122
"Alaska dude 123"?

533
00:28:08,857 --> 00:28:09,590
Yeah.

534
00:28:11,116 --> 00:28:12,552
"City fannnn."

535
00:28:12,848 --> 00:28:13,812
Four n'S.

536
00:28:18,918 --> 00:28:20,270
(Gasps) my dress!

537
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:22,880
Oh, no, mister.

538
00:28:23,205 --> 00:28:24,403
Not this time.

539
00:28:25,537 --> 00:28:27,131
(The violent femmes' "gone daddy gone" playing)

540
00:28:33,056 --> 00:28:37,670
(beautiful girl, lovely dress high school smiles,)

541
00:28:37,678 --> 00:28:42,230
(oh, yes beautiful girl, lovely dress... )

542
00:28:43,385 --> 00:28:45,491
yeah, that's right.
Let's take it outside.

543
00:28:45,497 --> 00:28:47,621
('Cause it's gone, daddy, gone,
your love is gone)

544
00:28:47,628 --> 00:28:50,600
(yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone,
your love is gone)

545
00:28:50,607 --> 00:28:54,890
(yeah, it's gone, daddy, gone,
your love is gone away)

546
00:29:08,528 --> 00:29:10,551
yeah, that's pretty much what it looks like.

547
00:29:11,838 --> 00:29:13,363
The door was open.

548
00:29:15,197 --> 00:29:17,103
What at looks like?

549
00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:18,550
Marriage.

550
00:29:19,807 --> 00:29:21,583
It's full of a lot more

551
00:29:21,916 --> 00:29:25,100
dirt and holes than the fairy tale dress
they sell you.

552
00:29:28,147 --> 00:29:30,361
Sara, can I tell you something I've never told anyone?

553
00:29:30,605 --> 00:29:33,810
Pretty much got dirt on everyone in this town, so shoot.

554
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,781
All these years, I've sold myself as "the single girl"...

555
00:29:39,128 --> 00:29:40,210
total lie.

556
00:29:42,586 --> 00:29:47,570
I've never tually been alone since I was 16.

557
00:29:48,745 --> 00:29:50,021
I've always had a guy.

558
00:29:51,316 --> 00:29:56,113
Well, I've never been able to be with someone.

559
00:29:56,707 --> 00:29:58,060
So you're not married anymore?

560
00:29:58,305 --> 00:29:59,523
Divorced.

561
00:29:59,855 --> 00:30:01,021
I have a kid.

562
00:30:01,295 --> 00:30:03,733
His dad went A.W.O.L.
To the lower 48,

563
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:06,772
so I try and make ends meet however I can.

564
00:30:07,145 --> 00:30:07,921
Right.

565
00:30:08,866 --> 00:30:11,513
Go ahead, judge me.

566
00:30:12,957 --> 00:30:14,391
I'm not gonna judge you.

567
00:30:14,595 --> 00:30:15,893
I judge me.

568
00:30:17,486 --> 00:30:22,000
I really wanna leave the hospitality... business.

569
00:30:22,476 --> 00:30:24,063
It's hard to find a guy

570
00:30:24,305 --> 00:30:26,871
who just likes me for me.

571
00:30:28,436 --> 00:30:32,122
Yeah, dating was impossible for me
once a guy found out I was a relationship coach,

572
00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:35,163
so I would lie and say that I was a computer technician.

573
00:30:37,518 --> 00:30:38,601
how'd that work?

574
00:30:38,877 --> 00:30:41,953
Well, pretty good, until he asked me
to fix his hard drive.

575
00:30:41,956 --> 00:30:44,933
(love stinks... )

576
00:30:45,218 --> 00:30:46,541
you have any cigarettes?

577
00:30:46,808 --> 00:30:48,871
Cigarettes come in the first of the month on the ferry.

578
00:30:49,228 --> 00:30:50,930
By the end of the month, we're down to chaw.

579
00:30:51,596 --> 00:30:53,051
I'm not that desperate yet.

580
00:30:53,558 --> 00:30:54,491
The guys love it.

581
00:30:54,845 --> 00:30:56,873
I can't stand guys.

582
00:30:57,196 --> 00:31:00,500
You came to the wrong town.
The ratio's like 10 to 1 here.

583
00:31:00,518 --> 00:31:02,500
So men run the place.

584
00:31:02,817 --> 00:31:03,741
Are you kidding?

585
00:31:03,867 --> 00:31:06,321
No, we're the ones with the power.

586
00:31:06,346 --> 00:31:08,011
They're lonely.
We're the prize.

587
00:31:08,165 --> 00:31:09,761
It's like shooting fish in aarrel.

588
00:31:10,517 --> 00:31:15,503
Here I've been telling single women to go to sports bars.
I should've been telling them to go to alaska.

589
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:19,552
Yeah, well, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

590
00:31:20,885 --> 00:31:22,403
Ben seems nice...

591
00:31:22,675 --> 00:31:26,212
--and very into you.
--He better be.

592
00:31:27,348 --> 00:31:28,470
He married me.

593
00:31:29,727 --> 00:31:30,891
Well, we're separated.

594
00:31:31,597 --> 00:31:32,981
Ben wants to get back together,

595
00:31:32,985 --> 00:31:35,743
but I want to see what else is out there.

596
00:31:36,608 --> 00:31:39,172
So up here, women get to be men.

597
00:31:39,805 --> 00:31:41,782
Everyone gets to be who they want to be.

598
00:31:42,527 --> 00:31:43,770
(Love stinks)

599
00:31:54,498 --> 00:31:55,432
(man) where you headed?

600
00:31:56,256 --> 00:31:58,350
Anywhere that can sell me a cigarette.

601
00:31:59,108 --> 00:32:00,112
Get in.

602
00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:08,381
What are you running away from?

603
00:32:10,726 --> 00:32:12,023
Everything.

604
00:32:13,857 --> 00:32:17,470
When you are lost, you must look to the skies for answers.

605
00:32:18,308 --> 00:32:19,670
Our ancestors are there,

606
00:32:19,795 --> 00:32:22,210
in the stars, clouds...

607
00:32:24,238 --> 00:32:25,912
what if there are no answers?

608
00:32:26,305 --> 00:32:29,570
If you don't believe, you'll end up like the frozen girl.

609
00:32:31,096 --> 00:32:34,492
She kept walking, never looked up.

610
00:32:34,927 --> 00:32:38,113
They found her body frozen to death on naknek mountain.

611
00:32:39,758 --> 00:32:44,760
300 years old.
Alone, no teeth...

612
00:32:45,416 --> 00:32:46,380
fat.

613
00:32:48,566 --> 00:32:51,141
She was still fat after 300 years?

614
00:32:52,197 --> 00:32:54,020
That's how fat she was.

615
00:32:56,335 --> 00:32:57,340
Here we go.

616
00:33:04,206 --> 00:33:05,482
Thank you.

617
00:33:30,966 --> 00:33:32,013
(Jack) hey!

618
00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,330
What--

619
00:33:33,455 --> 00:33:36,143
stop! Stop!

620
00:33:36,608 --> 00:33:37,740
Stop!

621
00:33:37,898 --> 00:33:39,920
Trust me, I'm trying!

622
00:33:43,367 --> 00:33:44,683
aah!

623
00:33:54,606 --> 00:33:56,320
didn't you see the "thin ice" signs?

624
00:33:57,748 --> 00:33:58,600
no.

625
00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:02,693
And P.S.--Seeing signs, not my strong suit.

626
00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:08,643
--What is this?
--Observation hut.

627
00:34:09,857 --> 00:34:11,061
What are you observing?

628
00:34:11,268 --> 00:34:13,070
I was looking for a nocturnal bear,

629
00:34:13,085 --> 00:34:16,511
but instead I found a relationship coach

630
00:00:00,008 --> 00:00:00,001
.

631
00:34:16,517 --> 00:34:17,911
Almost as dangerous.

632
00:34:18,585 --> 00:34:22,351
Oh, m-man, I'm cold.

633
00:34:22,966 --> 00:34:24,962
Yeah, we're getting hypothermic.

634
00:34:25,186 --> 00:34:27,562
But it's too dark to walk across the ice safely.

635
00:34:28,346 --> 00:34:30,302
There's only one way we're gonna make it to morning.

636
00:34:30,618 --> 00:34:31,850
Light a fire?

637
00:34:35,478 --> 00:34:37,343
your elbow's in my...

638
00:34:37,737 --> 00:34:38,630
thank you.

639
00:34:39,216 --> 00:34:44,201
This getting naked for warmth thing
better not be some sad attempt to get sex.

640
00:34:45,485 --> 00:34:47,053
(Scoffs) I don't want to have sex with you.

641
00:34:47,428 --> 00:34:51,362
--I know all about you lonely alaska guys.
--Oh, yeah.

642
00:34:51,368 --> 00:34:54,362
Well, maybe you should stop thinking in stereotypes.

643
00:34:58,357 --> 00:34:59,750
It's not you.

644
00:35:00,806 --> 00:35:01,402
It's all men.

645
00:35:01,528 --> 00:35:03,471
I just don't want to be around them right now.

646
00:35:04,605 --> 00:35:06,932
Well, that's working out for you.

647
00:35:07,447 --> 00:35:10,372
--Shut up
--gladly.

648
00:35:41,025 --> 00:35:42,891
Everything in the right place, coach?

649
00:35:51,298 --> 00:35:52,302
(jack) wolves.

650
00:35:54,386 --> 00:35:56,482
they're beautiful.

651
00:35:57,618 --> 00:35:58,512
They're mating.

652
00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:03,612
Actually, she's just, uh,
rubbing her crap into his fur.

653
00:36:04,287 --> 00:36:09,233
--But then after, you know, maybe they'll...
they'll get busy.
--Oh.

654
00:36:09,316 --> 00:36:12,890
(The lemonheads' "the outdoor type" playing)

655
00:36:17,356 --> 00:36:18,573
you're gonna have to drive, coach.

656
00:36:18,576 --> 00:36:20,252
I screwed up my shifting wrist.

657
00:36:22,275 --> 00:36:23,563
I can't.

658
00:36:24,465 --> 00:36:25,441
You have to.

659
00:36:25,647 --> 00:36:26,971
No, I...

660
00:36:28,218 --> 00:36:29,770
can't drive.

661
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:37,010
Up, up.

662
00:36:40,687 --> 00:36:42,830
I'm supposed to be teaching people
how to drive to happiness,

663
00:36:42,837 --> 00:36:45,251
and I don't even have a license.

664
00:36:45,997 --> 00:36:47,820
I know, it's totally lame.

665
00:36:48,795 --> 00:36:50,743
Up until now, a total secret.

666
00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:52,960
Down.

667
00:36:53,867 --> 00:36:55,721
Well, this is a good place to learn--

668
00:36:55,728 --> 00:36:57,090
plenty of open space,

669
00:36:57,415 --> 00:36:58,623
just a few stoplights,

670
00:36:59,176 --> 00:37:01,280
no one around to see you when you hit a tree.
(Laughs)

671
00:37:03,047 --> 00:37:04,481
ye, third.

672
00:37:04,985 --> 00:37:07,561
--Yeah, up.
--ah!

673
00:37:08,847 --> 00:37:10,080
There you go.

674
00:37:10,568 --> 00:37:11,720
It's okay.

675
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:15,582
So what's your secret?

676
00:37:16,365 --> 00:37:17,812
What you see is what you get.

677
00:37:20,158 --> 00:37:21,311
Can you drop me at the dock?

678
00:37:21,326 --> 00:37:30,443
(Can't grow a beard or even fight
I lied about being the outdoor type)

679
00:37:32,786 --> 00:37:35,070
what happened to you?

680
00:37:36,798 --> 00:37:37,643
You know what?

681
00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:39,912
Don't worry about it.
You can shower in chicago.

682
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:40,642
(Man) here, happy!

683
00:37:41,268 --> 00:37:42,510
Happy!

684
00:37:44,786 --> 00:37:46,033
Come on, happy!

685
00:37:46,615 --> 00:37:48,030
Hey, sit, sit.

686
00:37:49,868 --> 00:37:51,423
I'm not going.

687
00:37:52,987 --> 00:37:56,493
What? What do you mean, you're not going to chicago?

688
00:37:57,325 --> 00:37:59,231
I'm not going, period.

689
00:38:00,906 --> 00:38:02,943
Oh, marin, honey...

690
00:38:02,956 --> 00:38:04,432
you can't stay here.

691
00:38:04,946 --> 00:38:08,460
They don't have a nail place or a--or a spinning class.

692
00:38:08,855 --> 00:38:10,761
I need to breathe

693
00:38:11,828 --> 00:38:13,411
and start my book.

694
00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:15,561
About marriage?

695
00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:18,091
About men.

696
00:38:18,265 --> 00:38:21,531
But you said you didn't know anything about them.

697
00:38:21,535 --> 00:38:23,401
It's about time I learned.

698
00:38:24,296 --> 00:38:26,951
What do you say we go, ladies?
I'm on the clock here.

699
00:38:28,756 --> 00:38:30,500
Oh, marin.

700
00:38:35,226 --> 00:38:37,240
Please be okay.

701
00:38:40,636 --> 00:38:43,321
If you change editors, I'll hunt you down and kill you.

702
00:38:44,888 --> 00:38:47,310
(Bob schneider's "the world exploded into love" playing)
--buzz,

703
00:38:47,326 --> 00:38:48,611
can I get a hand here?

704
00:38:49,338 --> 00:38:50,152
Thank you.

705
00:38:50,165 --> 00:38:52,733
(A feeling, if you know what I mean )

706
00:38:53,607 --> 00:38:56,411
(delectable dimension undetectable by sight )

707
00:38:56,655 --> 00:38:59,612
(it'll fill up your heart in the dead of the night)

708
00:39:00,975 --> 00:39:03,661
(some say that it's an astral plane )

709
00:39:04,138 --> 00:39:07,752
(can't be described, can't be explained... )

710
00:39:10,106 --> 00:39:13,363
what'd you put for question four?

711
00:39:15,448 --> 00:39:17,092
"E."

712
00:39:20,868 --> 00:39:22,030
Same here.

713
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,341
The truest thing I know about relationships

714
00:39:37,346 --> 00:39:41,122
is that sometimes we don't know anything at all.

715
00:39:45,485 --> 00:39:52,491
(Separation exists on in your lo-filled heart...
but only in your mind  the real story's all around you)

716
00:39:52,496 --> 00:39:58,342
(even now, it surrounds you even now, I feel power... )

717
00:40:02,247 --> 00:40:07,201
And sometimes the one you get may not be
the right one at all.

718
00:40:12,767 --> 00:40:17,671
But if you have hope, the universe
has a funny way of showing you exactly what you need.

719
00:40:19,976 --> 00:40:25,193
The challenge is to let yourself be alone
until the right one shows up.

720
00:40:31,735 --> 00:40:33,412
But you can't hide either.

721
00:40:38,597 --> 00:40:40,191
Heartbreak sucks...

722
00:40:41,876 --> 00:40:45,452
but not having heartbreak sucks more.

723
00:40:46,455 --> 00:40:49,571
The answers aren't in a lecture or a book.

724
00:40:51,167 --> 00:40:53,000
But maybe if you get yourself happy,

725
00:40:53,005 --> 00:40:54,481
you'll find the right one.

726
00:40:58,618 --> 00:41:02,162
I believe this because against all odds,

727
00:41:02,166 --> 00:41:04,541
I am still an optimist.

728
00:41:05,618 --> 00:41:10,081
(The world exploded into love all around me )

729
00:41:12,477 --> 00:41:16,362
(every time I take a look around me... )

730
00:41:17,036 --> 00:41:18,822
that's the thing about love...

731
00:41:20,327 --> 00:41:22,151
(I have to smile)

732
00:41:26,676 --> 00:41:28,833
(the world exploded into love all around me... )

733
00:41:28,837 --> 00:41:31,590
if it were that easy, everyone would have it.

734
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:36,001
(The world exploded into love all around me... )

735
00:41:36,028 --> 00:41:38,790
(man) so you're saying I should be more optimistic?

736
00:41:39,146 --> 00:41:41,342
I'm saying you should ask her out.

737
00:41:42,395 --> 00:41:45,003
Oh! All right!
Thanks, man!

738
00:41:45,747 --> 00:41:48,191
That was A.J. From ketchikan.
Thanks for the call, A.J.

739
00:41:48,197 --> 00:41:52,711
Hold on, you have another caller
on line 2 through... 20?

740
00:41:52,728 --> 00:41:56,503
We haven't had this many callers
since I raffled off my mom's salmon smoker.

741
00:41:56,965 --> 00:41:58,280
Oh, okay.

742
00:42:00,276 --> 00:42:02,373
Let's start with line two.

743
00:42:02,875 --> 00:42:04,373
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